So, she found this and decided I was secretly an FBI agent

believer · 08-25-2015, 10:13 AM

Yesterday after school, my 13 year old daughter came home from school with two friends and started talking to them about the fact that when she went looking through my closet - which I had asked her to the other day when I was not home to find something - that she found things that made her realize I must be an FBI agent in disguise. She was sure that explained a lot of things about me.

Her friends agreed. So I asked her what she found. She found a box of minted coin sets - actually gifts from her grandparents to her and her siblings - not sure why on earth that screamed secret FBI agent.

And, she found a "locked" black box that she could not open. That would be my grandma's portable Singer sewing machine.

So, I had to let her and her friends down and explain that I am totally NOT the mom from Spy Kids even though for some reason they had amassed evidence and ascertained that I was indeed a secret FBI agent.

Soliloquy · 08-25-2015, 10:27 AM

sunflowermom · 08-25-2015, 10:50 AM

Anne Ofalamo · 08-25-2015, 10:56 AM

I love her imagination and that she came to tell you it. I think it is a beginning of a book I would so love to read!

ArmsOfLove · 08-25-2015, 11:29 AM

I might just have let that play out a bit more

2sunshines · 08-25-2015, 11:51 AM

I *think* that even a real top secret FBI agent would have had to deny the allegations anyway. So maybe they're on to something.

My bil's grandfather just passed away and it was only after his death that the family learned that he was an FBI agent. Even they didn't know. Not sure if that applies to only specific top security agents, or most or not???

Tasmanian Saint · 08-26-2015, 02:20 AM

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Saoirse · 08-31-2015, 12:18 PM

Too funny!

08-25-2015, 10:13 AM	#1
believer Rose Garden Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,130	So, she found this and decided I was secretly an FBI agent Yesterday after school, my 13 year old daughter came home from school with two friends and started talking to them about the fact that when she went looking through my closet - which I had asked her to the other day when I was not home to find something - that she found things that made her realize I must be an FBI agent in disguise. She was sure that explained a lot of things about me. Her friends agreed. So I asked her what she found. She found a box of minted coin sets - actually gifts from her grandparents to her and her siblings - not sure why on earth that screamed secret FBI agent. And, she found a "locked" black box that she could not open. That would be my grandma's portable Singer sewing machine. So, I had to let her and her friends down and explain that I am totally NOT the mom from Spy Kids even though for some reason they had amassed evidence and ascertained that I was indeed a secret FBI agent. __________________ Dana INTJ widow of Big Bear, mom to: B. - 16 y.o. dd J.-19yo ds M.- 25 (MIL to) A - 24 2 white cats, 3 dogs http://becauseisaidsothathswhy.blogspot.com/ Last edited by believer; 08-25-2015 at 10:58 AM.

08-25-2015, 10:27 AM	#2
Soliloquy Rose Garden Why climb a mountain? Because it's there! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Selkirk Mountains Posts: 52,860	Re: So, she found this and decided I was secretly an FBI agent

08-25-2015, 10:50 AM	#3
sunflowermom Rose Garden Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Oregon Posts: 3,579	Re: So, she found this and decided I was secretly an FBI agent __________________ Mae Married my DH in 2/2008 Gave birth my DS 3/2012

08-25-2015, 10:56 AM	#4
Anne Ofalamo Rose Blossom ~never lose your joy Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: High desert of New Mexico Posts: 158	Re: So, she found this and decided I was secretly an FBI agent I love her imagination and that she came to tell you it. I think it is a beginning of a book I would so love to read!

08-25-2015, 11:29 AM	#5
ArmsOfLove Rose Garden Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 79,607	Re: So, she found this and decided I was secretly an FBI agent I might just have let that play out a bit more __________________ Crystal "When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time." Maya Angelou

08-25-2015, 11:51 AM	#6
2sunshines Moderator in Celebrations, Cloth Diapering & EC, Empty Arms, Prayer & Praise, and Swap n' Shop Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 27,024	Re: So, she found this and decided I was secretly an FBI agent I think that even a real top secret FBI agent would have had to deny the allegations anyway. So maybe they're on to something. My bil's grandfather just passed away and it was only after his death that the family learned that he was an FBI agent. Even they didn't know. Not sure if that applies to only specific top security agents, or most or not??? __________________ married 25 years mom to two young adults (23 and 20) and two teens (17 and 15)

08-26-2015, 02:20 AM	#7
Tasmanian Saint Rose Trellis Go Team Lioness! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: This side of the black stump Posts: 2,428	Re: So, she found this and decided I was secretly an FBI agent Sent from my GT-S5310B using Tapatalk __________________ Our blossoms: DS "Little Bear" Apr '07 - The negotiator DD "Miss Muffett" Nov '08 "Don't tell Daddy..." DS "Mouse" Jan '12 "I Soup Baby, Man of steel! " Myth Busting over at Dare to Disciple "Believe in yourself. Trust your instincts. Unless your instincts are terrible." Vitruvius, The LEGO Movie.

08-31-2015, 12:18 PM	#8
Saoirse Rose Garden Coming out into the Light! Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 5,307	Re: So, she found this and decided I was secretly an FBI agent Too funny! __________________ Pam - MOM to three amazing kids!!! "A victim lives in fear. A Survivor endures. A victim is weak and powerless, paying for what was not her doing. A Survivor has grown strong because she knows the price is not hers to pay, the sin is not hers to atone." - unknown Alis volat propriis SingleFabulousMamas unite!

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