Please give me drugs!
Or, help! I need pain relief and I need it yesteday!
I had a root canal yesterday (or half of one, the other half is scheduled to be done next week!) I'm in so much pain that I'm considering ripping the dadgum tooth right out of my head. I don't need it, really!
They gave me tylenol 3 and it doesn't help at all. I'm taking advil (too much and too often, I'm sure!) and still, I'm ready to curl up in a ball and just cry. It's excruciating. This can't be right, right? What do I tell the endondtist? Between my pain-fogged brain and her non-native english, I need the right words!
Can I use orajel? Is there some herb or natural thing I could try? Will one of you please come over here and hit me with a frying pan ala Tangled and knock me out? Does God still love me?
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