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MrsHutch 10-29-2015 07:11 PM

Christian Costume Ideas and Butt Sin (aka hilarious links)
 
I just laughed till I cried. Twice.

A friend shared this article on facebook: Costume Ideas for the Halloween Festival And DH and I died laughing. That article links to another one by the same person called Butt Sin. I clicked, and we died again.

I had to share these with y'all, especially those of us who are more familiar with the more conservative side of the faith. Enjoy.

Soliloquy 10-29-2015 07:13 PM

Re: Christian Costume Ideas and Butt Sin (aka hilarious links)
 
I read those today, too. :giggle

SillyMommy 10-29-2015 10:21 PM

Re: Christian Costume Ideas and Butt Sin (aka hilarious links)
 
ROFL!!!

Maleldil's daughter 10-29-2015 11:45 PM

Re: Christian Costume Ideas and Butt Sin (aka hilarious links)
 
I laughed so loudly my 3 yr old thought something was wrong with me.

Anne Ofalamo 10-30-2015 11:29 AM

Re: Christian Costume Ideas and Butt Sin (aka hilarious links)
 
oh thank you for a wonderful sense of humor...and butt sin...mom jeans...tears roll down my face

Beth1231 10-30-2015 02:36 PM

Re: Christian Costume Ideas and Butt Sin (aka hilarious links)
 
Ohhh,the memories!!
I want his book,Homeschooled Sex Machine.

sweetpeasmommy 10-30-2015 04:00 PM

Re: Christian Costume Ideas and Butt Sin (aka hilarious links)
 
Hilarious!

2sunshines 10-30-2015 04:03 PM

Re: Christian Costume Ideas and Butt Sin (aka hilarious links)
 
the mom jean part made me laugh the hardest. :lol

3PeasInAPod 10-30-2015 05:48 PM

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I shared the link on fb and only got one like. I think I have christian friends that can't take jokes. ...

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MercyInDisguise 10-30-2015 10:20 PM

Re: Christian Costume Ideas and Butt Sin (aka hilarious links)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 3PeasInAPod (Post 5958405)
I shared the link on fb and only got one like. I think I have christian friends that can't take jokes. ...

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Yeah, I wanted to share, but. ......

bananacake 10-31-2015 03:21 AM

Re: Christian Costume Ideas and Butt Sin (aka hilarious links)
 
Butt sin for the win! Um, or something :shifty :giggle

Chaos Coordinator 10-31-2015 05:22 AM

Re: Christian Costume Ideas and Butt Sin (aka hilarious links)
 
:lol so funny

Soliloquy 10-31-2015 10:39 AM

Re: Christian Costume Ideas and Butt Sin (aka hilarious links)
 
Does anyone know anything about Matthew Pierce? He doesn't have an "about me" on his blog. I can tell he was raised in a very conservative, probably legalistic, homeschooling family but beyond that . . . ?????

I didn't post it on FB because . . . I just wasn't sure who could laugh at it and who couldn't. I think it's good to laugh at ourselves once in awhile. I wasn't raised in a conservative Christian culture so I didn't want to come across as laughing AT people who are that way, kwim? But I did laugh really hard, it was super funny!

And it is funny how we each can get wrapped up in whatever it is we think we NEED to do, under whatever label it falls. I think an AP mommy one would be funny, about some of the ridiculous things we did with our first AP baby in order not to lose our AP card. Or something funny about the vegan police, the crunchy police, the unschooling police (oh my goodness, I had to leave all the unschooling FB groups because of all the bickering about what is and is not unschooling! :doh)

3PeasInAPod 10-31-2015 11:48 AM

Re: Christian Costume Ideas and Butt Sin (aka hilarious links)
 
Yeah I can't tell if his message is how damaging fundies are thru humor or if he believes it but can laugh at it too. I just read his short book "homeschool sex machine. .."
He told a story of a purity conference where he was the only boy who wouldn't go forward to make a purity pledge josh Harris style -he hinted that dating wasn't the devil and that's actually how you meet and get married. But his book was a bunch of personal stories without coming out with it plainly. His bio says he home schools his older daughter (he has 2).
I did get the feeling after reading he probably doesn't subscribe to the fundy homeschooling circles -but still his true feelings are vague

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Maleldil's daughter 10-31-2015 07:17 PM

Re: Christian Costume Ideas and Butt Sin (aka hilarious links)
 
It is kind of ambiguous. He does make fun of lots of famous non-fundy Christians - Joel Osteen, for example. He came across to me as more of a 'let's all laugh at ourselves, because we're all ridiculous sometimes' type.
Even the butt sin post seemed more like his point was 'why is this a thing' than 'fundies are dangerous.' I didn't read the book though.

I didn't post it on fb either. And I find posts making fun of ap or crunchy things usually funny too. We all go overboard or are hypocritical sometimes, so why not laugh about it? But not everyone feels that way.

DoulaClara 10-31-2015 07:58 PM

Re: Christian Costume Ideas and Butt Sin (aka hilarious links)
 
I spent a good hour watching the World Series reading his blog tonight, and he has a very specific type of humor. It reminds me of a cousin-in-law, actually! His post about legalism is pretty good, actually.

Soliloquy 10-31-2015 10:01 PM

Re: Christian Costume Ideas and Butt Sin (aka hilarious links)
 
My DH and I were wondering if he has abandoned his faith in God. It doesn't seem that way . . . I did a very quick read of his story of the Bible in 820 words (I don't have the title exactly right ) and I got the feeling he still believes the Bible-- just has a good laugh at some of the silly arguments we get ourselves into over doctrine.

deena 10-31-2015 10:22 PM

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It's 1:20AM EST and the website is not available because it has exceeded bandwidth. So it must have gone viral. I'll check it tomorrow. :tu

Psyche 11-01-2015 05:39 AM

Re: Christian Costume Ideas and Butt Sin (aka hilarious links)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Soliloquy (Post 5958549)
Does anyone know anything about Matthew Pierce? He doesn't have an "about me" on his blog. I can tell he was raised in a very conservative, probably legalistic, homeschooling family but beyond that . . . ?????

I don't know much about Matt prior to college but he went to the same college as me and we overlapped years and even had classes together (American Civil War). And his wife grew up with a friend of mine (who moved between her city and my city twice growing up). Our college had only about 500 undergrads. It was liberal Church of Christ though about half the students attended other churches. I think he majored in History or minored and he also published a sports book at one point. He played basketball for our college while he attended.

I'm not sure where they go to church now, but I'm sure they do based on what I know of his wife. She lived down the hall from me my freshmen year and is one of the kindest and sweetest people you will ever meet.

Soliloquy 11-01-2015 09:21 AM

Re: Christian Costume Ideas and Butt Sin (aka hilarious links)
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Psyche (Post 5958732)
She lived down the hall from me my freshmen year and is one of the kindest and sweetest people you will ever meet.

:heart

Thank you for sharing!

(I always feel heartbroken when I hear of people turning away from God because of a legalistic childhood so I am really glad to know that didn't happen with him.)

deena 11-01-2015 11:11 AM

Re: Christian Costume Ideas and Butt Sin (aka hilarious links)
 
From Butt Sin Part Two: "I’m not saying Uriah had it coming or anything, but maybe that dude shouldn’t have put the bathtub on the roof when their house was right next to the King’s balcony. Just saying."

:haha

deena 11-01-2015 06:24 PM

Re: Christian Costume Ideas and Butt Sin (aka hilarious links)
 
He wrote a book about his homeschool years. It's $3 on kindle. I got the sample. It was really funny.

bananacake 04-26-2016 05:37 AM

Re: Christian Costume Ideas and Butt Sin (aka hilarious links)
 
Have you guys read this one? My friend just sent it to me, and I remembered this thread :)

Quote:

Then Eve was sitting there holding Cain and he was crying because he was hungry and Eve was like “oh, that’s what these are for,” so she began to nurse Cain, and immediately a bunch of mean old church ladies were like HON WHY DON’T YOU PUT ON A SHAWL AND GO TO THE PRAYER ROOM and Eve was like “I live in a tent and also where did you people come from”'
:laughtears :roll

MrsHutch 04-26-2016 06:51 AM

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I just died! :laughtears

DoulaClara 04-26-2016 08:20 PM

Re: Christian Costume Ideas and Butt Sin (aka hilarious links)
 
I forgot about this!

ReedleBeetle 04-27-2016 11:47 AM

Re: Christian Costume Ideas and Butt Sin (aka hilarious links)
 
Somewhere in his blog he says he was raised Assemblies of God. I believe it is the hide nipples post.

mommylove 04-27-2016 01:42 PM

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TheNaturalBetta 04-29-2016 04:18 AM

Re: Christian Costume Ideas and Butt Sin (aka hilarious links)
 
Ahahahahaha! Reading some of his archives...the homeschool pick up lines. LOL


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