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Johns_Gal
11-02-2012, 12:43 PM
My husband loves his lawn. We moved in this June, and he has coddled the thing until it is a green carpet. There are mowing stripes, for crying out loud. I teased him last week because it was slightly shaggy, after several days of rain. He looked at me like I had insulted his mother, kicked his dog, and let the air out of his truck tires all in the same afternoon.

:bag So it probably wasn't my best move to toss a smoking hot pizza stone out there, two nights in a row, was it?

Dead, brown, perfect circles. :bag Right off the patio.

I was *tyring* to keep Overly Curious Cat from scorching her paws yet again. I swear I didn't mean to torch his grass.

Wonder if Walgreens sells spray paint.

Weezie
11-02-2012, 12:46 PM
They may- in the clearanced out halloween section!:shifty

klpmommy
11-02-2012, 12:48 PM
:hug :lol

at least its the backyard, right?

mystweaver
11-02-2012, 01:04 PM
Spray paint. :roll

I suppose he would notice two perfectly round sod inserts? ;)

saturnfire16
11-02-2012, 01:10 PM
Once might have been forgivable. Twice... it sounds like you're in BIG trouble! :lol

Six Little Feet
11-02-2012, 01:11 PM
Maybe you will get a big dump of snow!!!

Keeper-of-Mr.Monks
11-02-2012, 03:17 PM
LOL!!!! Made my DH read this he lol'ed too :)

Barefoot Bookworm
11-02-2012, 05:34 PM
:spit

GlacierLily
11-02-2012, 05:59 PM
:shifty:giggle

LoveIsGentle
11-02-2012, 06:04 PM
:giggle:giggle

Here ya go! http://www.grassbgreen.com/

MegMarch
11-02-2012, 06:59 PM
I think you were just creating a visualization for some shrubs you were considering. We women have a hard time with spacial relations after all :lol

Tiny alien crop circles?

Autumn
11-02-2012, 07:05 PM
:roll

ThreeKids
11-02-2012, 07:10 PM
Yeah, but there were those UFO's you heard around there the other night. Didn't you mention those to him?

Do you need to borrow some green spray paint?

Quiteria
11-02-2012, 07:16 PM
Time to buy two large potted shrubs?